Thank God I‘m Filipino
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
Papa on the phone
(tinexan ko kasi siya sa smart number niya)
*phone rings, Papa's globe number*
Papa: o Kang, hindi mo ba alam tong globe number ko?
Papa: o e bat dun ka sa smart nag text
Me: e kasi d ba mas madalas mo gamitin ung smart mo?
Papa: hindi, parati kong dala tong dalawa.
Me: ah *blah blah blah*
Papa: O so kamusta sa trabaho mo?
Papa: pwede ako makipag kwentuhan ako sayo ngayon, naka unli ako e (laughs)
Papa: magtitipid muna ako, ang gastos niyo e.
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Na-stranded kami sa UST kanina. 9pm na nun at nasa org room pa kami. Nag-p-prepare kasi kami para sa pre-pageant bukas. pauwi na dapat kami tapos Nalaman na lang namin na umaabot na sa bldg ang tubig. As in andun na siya sa may stairs. Maraming AB students ang nasa lobby at nagpa-panic. Kami,… K. I’m inggit. Hindi ko to ne-experience nung ako’y estudyante